there's a first time for everything

a few things i'd like to lead this post with:

• lillian has been a pooping manic all week. lots of poops every day. big messy, smelly poops.
• because of this recent development, she now has a case of diaper rash.

this morning, i decided to let the little lady run around in the buff since a good "airing out" can do wonders for diaper rash. so, i got her out of the crib, gave her a bottle while i disrobed and took off her diaper. after i cleaned up her bottom, i just let her be for a while in her room.

i know this decision is often followed by consequence. if you let the baby run naked, you will be cleaning up a mess at least 5 out of 10 times. no? then its just me i guess... although, now that i think about it, i tend to let her go this way for lengthy amounts of time after a.) baths and b.) bottles. so i guess i see what i am doing wrong.

anyway. moving on.

after a short amount of time, i heard her babbling and playing around in her room, which meant she was done with her bottle. so, i decided to go in and hang out for a bit and get her dressed for the day.

when i walked in she was squatted down playing with a toy between her crib and toy chest... she looked like she was doing some business, if you know what i mean. so i said to her, "you better not be peeing."

welp, she wasn't peeing.

she was pooping.

yup - right there, on the floor.

i guess there's a first time for everything............

the good in this? it was a no mess turd. it picked up easy and her butt barely needed a wiping. i mean. i wiped her and all. but it appeared to be in vein.

warning!

if you don't find poop funny, or if you gag easily at the sight of poop,  stop now!
 
i'm not kidding! go somewhere else on the interwebz...  but if you enjoy poop, then this is for you!

 

that is, indeed, lillian's turd pile

 ........................jfk........................