Friday, January 6, 2012

recycle this, troll!

who knows what goes in to a recycling bin. more specifically; the big blue recycling bins? you know, the ones that look sort of like this one...



the one in our office has two holes in the top to throw your plastic, glass or aluminum bottles and cans in. we have a certain someone in our office that consistently throws trash in our recycling bin. it drives me up the wall. she will throw paper towels in there, laminated paper calendars and even plastic grocery bags with her lunch trash in them...

one day, she threw out a plastic food/soup container that was full... it looked like the larger of these ones seen here - but full of food.



i mean - it was full! not partially filled or just simple tainted with food residue because she didn't feel like rinsing it out. it had food in it filled to the top.

you don't put that in the bin, troll!

after i saw her do this, i got up and walked over to the bin and dug out the container right there and then. as i did this, i proceeded to say that the bin was not a trash can, and that the item she just threw in it did not belong. she responded with the fact that it was plastic and could be recycled. although true, it was full of food and didn't belong in the bin at that point. so, i calmly told her that if she wanted to recycle it, she should empty it first, otherwise it is still trash and not recycling. and i threw it out in a regular trashcan.

(sigh) she constantly throws trash and other inappropriate items in our recycling bin no matter what you tell her or how many times you tell her... what is so hard about keeping it to plastic or glass bottles and containers... even aluminum is acceptable in this bin... just not paper towels, laminated paper calendars, plastic grocery bags or containers with food in them (which, by the way, she said that someone at the recycling plant would empty it. what a cunt! way to make his/her job harder you lazy fuck! excuse my profanity - but for real.).

is there a solution to this? i feel like one day i'm going to punch her in her troll face!

..............jfk................

2 comments:

  1. I think you find the solution lies in your last statement.

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  2. I think the solution would be to do what your Father use to threaten you with and perhaps did do when the trash wasn't taken out. Remember? He always threatened to put it on your bed. Well, remove her stuff and place it back in her cuby and please do it when she isn't looking. Could get you in trouble. Or put it on her car, oh oh oh ,better yet, leave work before her and empty out some garbage or milkshake or something yucky right on the ground by the drivers door. Yeah, muck it up so she has to climb in funny. lol

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