Thursday, March 28, 2013

no wallet. no money. free coffee


yesterday morning i hit up the dunkin donuts drive thru on my way in to work - i wanted coffee. bad. i wanted coffee so bad, i ordered an extra large. normally i just order a medium.

as i pulled up to the window i was reaching in to my purse to get my wallet. except, there was no wallet. i realized this conundrum before i even had to fish around inside my purse. i knew exactly where it was, too...

[ explanation of where my wallet was ] -------------------------------
the night before, i had gone to the gym. instead of lugging around my purse and my gym bag, i decided to just throw my wallet in my gym bag... gotta have my wallet. i can't do anything outside/away from the house without it. i just cant. and the same goes for my keys and my cell phone. 

yup. whenever i leave the house, whether on foot or driving somewhere, i always try to have my keys, wallet and cell phone. 

so i put my wallet in my gym bag and forgot that it was in there basically. and when i left the next morning for work, i left my wallet behind.
[ end explanation ] ------------------------------------------------------ 

when i arrived at the teller's window, i just apologized and said that i didn't have my wallet. i was expecting to just pull away with no coffee. but after i said i didn't have my wallet the teller turned around to his manager, who happened to be standing right there. he was looking for his manager to tell him what to do. 

i found this weird.

i was expecting to just drive away with no coffee and that they would just re-purpose my coffee for another sale - it's not like i had slurped my cooties all over it. perhaps they would just chuck it out and take the loss. whatever they decided to do was their business. i didn't have my wallet.

but the manager surprised me and the teller by saying it was on him. wha? on you? you mean, free? saweet! his only stipulation was that i come back the next day and purchase something. like a coffee - you know - with my own money, out of my wallet that should have been in my purse.

what a nice guy. made me smile for a bit... then i got to work. 

dang.

......................jfk......................

5 years

[barf]

i've been bored for 5 years...

wait. let me clarify what i mean by that. i've been at my current job for 5 years.

great. i mean [barf]

bored once again

i'm back to being wicked bored at work again. it comes and goes like the soothing rhythm of the ocean's waves... well. not really, but i wanted to say something ridiculous. boom!

in my boredom, i briefly wondered if the boss-man would notice me missing if i just sat in the lobby or the ladies' bathroom all day. would he wonder where i was? (hmph)

i could play on my phone to keep me occupied. i mean. i'm on my computer all day trying to keep occupied while i'm at my desk, currently bored. but boss-man is always lurking and pacing and walking by. i would be much more relaxed in the lobby or ladies' room.

just sayin.

................................jfk.............................

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

giveaway alert

attention blog readers! 
i will be doing a giveaway in the next couple of weeks. it's going to be for really neat scrapbooking software.


how fun is that?! this is something new for me - doing a giveaway. it's giving me and you, as my readers, a great chance to win a neat-o piece of software - for free. no sweat off anyone's back!

stay tuned to my blog and facebook page to see when it starts. sit tight till then and when it starts, be sure to enter it!


..................jfk....................

Monday, January 7, 2013

i'll cut you...

i was paging through a parents magazine and stumbled across an article (below)...



now, i know about the whole happiest baby on the block craze. but to say that colic is a myth is wack!

mike and i found ourselves in a tough spot, three weeks in to our new lives as parents. lillian just screamed and cried for hours, days, weeks. she just cried. i was petrified of the moments she would wake from her sleeps, because i knew it meant she would cry. a lot. mike and i talked to many people, friends and doctors about it. we tried a lot of stuff.

• car rides 
• white noises 
• rocking 
• swinging 
• nursing more 
• gripe water 
• probiotics 

including the whole 5 s's thing from the happiest baby on the block. yeah. we tried that method. desperately, we tried that method. shit didn't work. at least not the way we needed it to. not the way it promised it would/could... hell... nothing worked. we tried everything everyone recommended. you name it and we tried it.

the only thing that came close to soothing our wailing baby was when i held her close and bounced on an exercise ball. god bless that exercise ball! i spent many hours during the day, night and wee early morning on that thing... bouncing up and down, left and right. just bouncing. bouncing. bouncing.

now, i understand that many new parents wrongly say their child has colic when they truly are just a "fussy" baby. it's hard to make the adjustment as a new parent into the world of soothing an upset baby. but, if you tell me colic is a myth and doesn't exist i will cut you! it flipping exists... 

and if you don't think it does then i'll show you the 5 s's...
slice [your tires]
slap [you in the face]
slit [your throat]
shoot [you] and
shove [what's left of you in a dark hole where no one will find your remains]

anywho... as i was working through my pile of magazines that i subscribe to but never get around to reading, i got to the next issue of parents. this is what i read (below) in the section where readers write in about the previous issue's content. apparently i wasn't the only one shaking my head over the mythical colic article. just more proof that colic is real.



conversely, if you keep reading you'll see that the next person that wrote in merely had a "fussy" baby and wanted to send  her thanks for the article... she only had a fussy baby though which makes for a good match for the 5 s's method. good for her.

in summary
i don't know everything but i do know this much, babies shouldn't cry all day for no real reason without being able to be soothed. and not all crying babies are colicky, but to say it doesn't exist is wack!

..........jfk...........

Monday, December 31, 2012

magazine love

i love magazines. i occasionally buy them off the shelf here and there and keep them around the house to flip through. it's nice. when i'm feeling frisky, i might actually subscribe to one. that shiz delivered right to my door. 

problem is, this is what happens... a huge pile of unread magazines, still in the plastic. oops!


seems i can't get around to reading them fast enough. or at all. last night i spent some time on the couch quickly paging through this pile. well, not the whole pile. but i got through about half. then i went to my friend's house to drink wine.

............jfk............

i'm smarter than bj's and similac

(picture this)

i'm at bj's in the baby isle because i need formula. i see the similac sensitive that i always buy, but it looks different... they're giving away a free bottle with each container of their formula. that's cool - but i don't need any more bottles cluttering up my cabinets. so i look down the isle a little bit further and see the usual container i always buy, sans bottle.

i figured i would just get that since i don't need the free bottle. but as i am making my way over to get the formula i notice something more - the formula with the free bottle is $30.99. "what's the big deal," you ask? the formula without the bottle is $31.99. it's a dollar more with no bottle.

now that just plain ol' doesn't make sense. but what did make sense was for me to go for the better deal... so i went for the cheaper priced formula with the free bottle that i don't need.

whatever. i win and someone, somewhere loses.

















.............jfk.............

an irrational dislike




















that product pictured above has to be one of the single worst product ideas ever, in my opinion. bleh!

i pretty much hate cool whip. and i pretty much hate whipped icings. so basically, when you make one (whipped icing) out of the other (cool whip), you get a lot of hating from me.

this is me radiating my hateful disgust {{{{ >:-| }}}}}

i also loathe mousse of any kind; chocolate, strawberry, mocha chocha whatever you flavor it from (insert vomit sound).

it comes down to the irrational side of me that just doesn't like the whipitty dipitty, ultra smooth, glide-over-your-tongue-into-your-esophagus texture of these things. **side note: for the life of me, i couldn't figure out how to spell esophagus. i had to type some retarded misspelling of it into google so that google could ask me if i meant esophagus** 

though, i like ready whip. a lot actually. but it's a totally different kind of whipped product. it has more air in it. you know? sort of gives it a not-so-smooth whipped-ness that is much more acceptable in my books.

..............jfk...............

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

convenience at its finest





























Blogging from my bed. On my phone.

CONVENIENCE.

I'm excited that blogger.com has an app. Yup.



..............jfk..............

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

a pet peeve of mine

learn to snip it, cut it, tear it... whatever! just do it, please. i'm tired of seeing this.


this applies to men and women and many different types of jackets/blazers/coats. if you didn't know; now you know.

...................jfk.....................

dirty

real quick...

i didn't wash my hair today. i didn't have time. no time for a shower means no washing the hair. don't worry though. i brushed my teeth and washed my face. it's the least i could do. but between me needing to wake up and get ready (my usual daily routine) and lill waking up at 5:20, wanting to eat, being cranky, wanting to be held, wanting to eat again, wanting to get at the christmas tree and then magically wanting to pass the eff out right before we had to leave for daycare and work... i just didn't have time.

go figure...

then i got to wondering... did i even wash my hair yesterday? i mean; i took a shower and all. but i'm pretty sure i skipped the hair part b/c i was semi-strapped for time, as usual.

oops

...............jfk..............

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

post-baby brain?

during pregnancy, many women experience what is called baby brain. everything is all screwy up there and basically we begin to forget everything and just cannot function at our normal capacity.

well, now that i am past that stage and have had my sweet precious baby, i believe i am experiencing something new. something i would like to call post-baby brain. completely unrelated to the later, but equally as screwy...

the brain is a tricky thing
..............jfk..............

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

fingerhut

when my brother and i were kids, each year during the coming month till christmas, we would page through the toy section of the ginormous catalog that was, fingerhut. anyone else do this when they were kids?

that catalog was to us,  like the golden ticket was to charlie. we couldn't wait to get our hands on that catalog and mark off, circle or fold the pages that had what we wanted from santa on them. oh the joys...

it's been a while since i've thought about, paged through or even seen a fingerhut catalog. but then one day here at work; bang! i walked in to our kitchenette and on the table was thing bright orange thing. by golly, it said fingerhut on the front of it. 'no way,' i thought to myself. and though it wasn't nearly as thick and fat as what i last remembered, the big black print that read, fingerhut, was enough to bring back the little kid joy that i used to feel around this time of year back then.

ah, the memories...



..............jfk..............

wtf google+

do i need to upgrade to google+ in order to easily share my blog posts? because i don't want to. i don't want google+. 

i guess i'll just have to copy and paste to facebook now, or click to view my post then share it.



















...................................... jfk ......................................

change changes everything

oh how i've missed you blog. i miss the days where i was bored and had random crap to blurb about...

here at work, things have changed. we are now down to 5 designers - we used to have 7. that mean's the workload has changed on any given day. i might be busy. i might not. who knows. but on the days where i am not busy, i just don't know what to blog about. not to mention, boss-man is probably lurking around a corner somewhere... that's a big hindrance on my blog productivity, you know?

but, i'm blogging today baby!

so, let's keep on the topic of change. something else that is changing here at work; boss-man's mind. he just might be losing it. like, for real. no joke. losing his mind. i can't even begin to give examples. there are so many to choose from each day. i will just leave it at this; we all have agreed he is beginning to show signs of dementia.

what changes does our future hold? we will eventually be down to only 4 designers. yep. from 5 to 4. one of our greatest assets is going to have a baby in april. as any fortunate mother to be, she will be taking her maternity leave (3 months time), but after that, who knows if she will return... yikes! and if she doesn't come back (likely she wont - that's my best educated guess) this ship will begin it's decent down. and as scared as i might be to see that happen, i'm sort of excited.









me getting ready 
titanic: kma style







.................jfk...................

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

another top 10 things...

that blow... my mind!
in no particular order:
  1. one day i will be raising a teenager. i just can't picture it at all!
  2. it's been 11 years since the 9-11 attacks.
  3. outer space, and it's infinite span. well actually, this do-daddy website { http://scaleofuniverse.com/ } sort of encases my blown mind about outer space. really, i should just make #3 about how the existence of anything blows my mind.
  4. the way some people drive. its baffling.
  5. our office manager at my job, j.b., definitely blows my mind. from her "my shit don't stink" attitude all the way to her fake sincerity towards others.
  6. we haven't been able to prove or disprove whether the loch ness monster, bigfoot or aliens exist or not.
  7. how technologically advanced we are/have become since caveman days.
  8. dinosaurs; how did they come to be and what really happened that ended their days on this planet. that could be us one day.
  9. how much it really costs to make, produce, or manufacture things versus how much companies actually charge for them.
  10. how greedy people can be.


.............jfk...............

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

bottom 10?

sure. why not? let me throw out my bottom 10 things on my mind even though they maybe should be higher in priority than some of my top 10 (don't judge me for some of the things i'm about to put on this list):
  1. the upcoming election (i know who i'm voting for - that is why i'm not thinking about this one much)
  2. freelance work that's been partially paid out that i have not started
  3. actually looking for a new job
  4. how my dad is doing
  5. praying more
  6. getting somethings looked at with my vw
  7. re-doing my portfolio site
  8. getting an account together for lill's future
  9. how we are actually going to financially sustain a family with more than one kid
  10. actually saving money - for real

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and now, for something kind of funny.


.........jfk...........

today's top 10

top 10 things on my mind right now:
  1. how insanely bored i am at the moment
  2. new job - where to start? do i even want to be doing this anymore?
  3. the assembly of tomorrow's veggie lasagne
  4. talking to boss-man about my florida trip
  5. why j.b. is looking at our employee log-in book
  6. what is going on for lunch
  7. how i feel sort of nauseous
  8. my baby's pooping habits
  9. bills to be paid and when
  10. losing weight, asap
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i don't know if my office is under water, but it sure feels like its a sinking ship. and with that, i leave you with this. it made me giggle:





.............jfk..............

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

sure, i have plenty of time...




i think somewhere, one day long ago, i heard something about how new mothers blame their lack of weight loss/losing pregnancy weight after having their baby on just not having the time to exercise in the day. i also heard that there were people flaming those same new mothers for their reasoning behind their lack of weight loss. saying that, 'yes, you do have time to exercise. you're just too lazy to do it and are using your baby as an excuse.' well, holy shit! you don't say?!

pshaw. whatever.

back then i didn't think too hard about all that hoopla. i figured i'd have to work pretty hard at trying not to become a balloon, first. losing whatever weight i gained was going to be secondary, as far as i was concerned. good luck to us all. fight for yourselves. also too, working out was just not part of my daily life.

fast forward quite a few years; i am now living the reality of having to lose the weight i gained during pregnancy. fun! and you know what... it's true. we(i) do blame the lack of weight loss on not having time. but you know what else? some of us, if not most of us, really don't have the damn time! you know why? because we just had a f*cking baby and are more than likely learning to adjust to an entirely different lifestyle than we were living prior to our cute little bundles of joy. for crying out loud!

if i added up all my idle/spare time in a day, i'm sure it would amount to enough time to get in a decent work out. so if you look at it that way, then sure, i have the time. so, i guess i can sign my already jam-packed, new baby-having, full-time working day up for some ab and butt clenches, arm and side stretches, quick squats and lunges, kegels while sitting at red lights and a few mini walks around the office building when i can.

get it in when you can - go. go. go?

no. no. no! seriously?! i'll smack a bitch.

honestly, i really would rather get in my work outs as a solid 30-60 minutes. working out is not a 5 minutes here, 10 minutes there, all day long kind of activity. that leaves no room for physical or mental rest. people - we need rest! otherwise our flames are going to flicker the f*ck out.

but i guess, sure, i have plenty of time in the day to work out if i:
  • ignore daily chores**
    washing myself
    washing dishes that do not fit in the dish washer
    loading and unloading the dishwasher
    cooking dinner
    cleaning up after dinner
    sweeping the kitchen floor
    picking up after the dogs {this really is a legit chore at my house}

    picking up after the baby {i know she is not old enough to make her own mess. but there is quite a bit of clutter from endlessly trying to entertain her, feed her, clothe her and diaper her, you know?}
    boiling water for bottles and then making bottles
    bathing and feeding the baby
    doing laundry
    vacuuming

    packing the diaper bag for daycare
    packing my bag(s) for work
    etc.

  • choose not to get adequate sleep
  • decide not to work a full-time job
  • do more butt and ab clenches, squats and lunges, arm and side stretches, kegels at red lights and mini walks around my office building when i have a few minutes to spare
  • exercise with baby {i already do this. and it still requires that you find the time which is the problem in the first place - duh!}

** mike (my husband) shares these chores with me. i certainly do not do all this by myself on the daily. the man deserves props for all that he does - for realz.

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now, all bitching aside. i am managing to find time. it takes some coordinating with the hubby and friends. but after work some days, i manage to go for a nice long walk around the neighborhood with my friend(s) and our babes. or some nights i might go for a run after dinner, and after the bean bathed and fed, while mike holds down the fort. and at least once a weekend i run with my pal liz - with or without the babes and our strollers.

but its hard. and after 6 months postpartum, i am just starting to figure out how i can manage the task of exercising after having a baby.

and now i will leave you with a peaceful image of what we all want to be; perfect.


jfk......................................


diarrhea of the mouth




i am so very tired of all the republicans making
ridiculous statements about rape and abortion.

they really should think before they speak - longer and harder - about the crap messages they are throwing out there.

that is all for this post


.........jfk........